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    Top Ten Tips you know you have PMS

    Post  Admin on Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:11 am

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    top ten tips to know if you have PMS
    10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

    9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

    8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

    7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

    6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

    5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

    4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

    3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

    2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

    1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


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